Just when you thought it was safe to walk through a Sheepfold!
Farmer Wayne lived in secret shame.
For all his Sheep knew his name.
It was an ancient curse,
That had grown much worse.
Because on one night,
A Wolf had taken flight. It attacked the flock, but Wayne had given it a shock.
But things got worse, with the spread of the curse.
From Wolf to Lamb, then unwittingly to a Man.
From that night, Wayne began to change,
And grew a white, woolly Mane.
Now he was a Were-Sheep, going ‘meep, meep meep.’
He was in a right pickle and feeling very fickle, for there was no terror in this curse,
But there was a little mirth.
In the terrible curse of Wayne the Were-Sheep?